LYDIA: Oh. CHARLES: Lydia, in twenty-four hours, Maxie Dean will be here to have dinner with our family. Im going to suck your ghostinto it and trap it there forever!. They sound so beautiful. One of the reasons Beetlejuice's Lydia is an icon is her style. Playing hardball, huh? Hes a monster. This is the first nice moment Ive had since I got here. Now I just need to convince Maxie Dean. Do not be afraid. DELIA: Knock Knock! February 27, 2020 7:07pm. Tagged: Whorehouse, Anxious. A toast to my father and his all important business! In a haunted house, all alone! He was fast! Now, go on girl, get out of here, you know youre free, go on, get out of here. Here goes nothing. LYDIA: I just need one of you to open it! New neighbors?! BEETLEJUICE: Get in there Babs! DELIA: But what if its Lydia? Our countdown includes scenes from "Beetlejuice", "School Daze", "Grease 2" and more! LYDIA: Because, youre not scary. We're gonna be rich! . Ive come to pry my beloved daughter from your cold dead hands. 24m. I think I really captured your essence. BEETLEJUICE: Wow! DELIA: About that. BEETLJUICE: You know overnight delivery cost extra. MISS ARGENTINA: DID YOU EVEN READ THE HANDBOOK? You see Charles, as a life coach, I have but one enemy. Welcome to our model home. Mr. Im sorry its kind of a mess. LYDIA: Im alone. BEETLEJUICE: Thats where tote bags come from. Join the StageAgent community The Preacher, Beetlejuice, and Lydia. In Michael McDowell's script, the adorable Maitlands' death scene is quite graphic and traumatic they get trapped in a car and scream to no avail as they're shown slowly drowning. BARBARA: Cant you just scare the people for us? CHARLES: Do you hear that, Delia? BARBARA: Lydia, why did Beetlejuice give that to you? New phone, who dis? DELIA: Oh, shes so stubborn, I just need more time. Im a fraud! LYDIA: I dont wanna forget about her. PRIEST: In times like these, we have no words, we have only each other. In the new Broadway adaptation of Tim Burton's 1988 cult classic film "Beetlejuice," teenager Lydia takes center stage alongside the . You said no Ink Spots on this vacation! NO! So this is what you get! This book is dangerous! (doorbell rings.) It sayswe should draw a door. Beebleboose! Yes book? CHARLES: I see! Girl, just say it three times in a row. Mmmmmm, yes! LYDIA: Yeah, me too. Source: . Keep it coming gentleman! SCIENCE MAKES NO SENSE WHO NEEDS EVIDENCE? "PROLOGUE: INVISIBLE" ENSEMBLE: DAYLIGHT COME AND ME WAN' GO AH, AH, AH, AH, AH, AH, AH, AH PRIEST: In times like these, we have no words, we have only each other. BEETLEJUICE: YouareADORABLE (kisses Adam) HA! But when angst . I mean, not this, I dont think anyone could have predicted this. (they scream.) Life is a goddamn roller coaster, I dont know how you people do that. The man next to me BEETLEJUICE: There you go, kid. The whole "being dead" thing has never been so frightfully fun as in Beetlejuice, the Broadway musical based on the 1988 Tim Burton cult classic movie. Im gonna find my mom! ** The ghost-with-the-most is coming to life on stage in this original musical based on Tim Burton's wonderfully demented film of the same . Ive never felt this before. Upgrade to PRO Sign Up for PRO to view suggested audition pieces! See ya suckers! 'Otho Fenlock's Locked Door Ghosts' Probably committed suicide up there. If I had known. WE'RE MORE THAN DETRITUS WE'RE FINALLY ALIVE! Dont you remember when we moved in? Thats why youre stuck in the attic! This was an excuse to make the boys interact and realize they all are wife simps. (chuckling.) Couple of five-star reviews. LYDIA: The ghosts! Oh my god! An infinite abyss of nothing! She's now taking to TikTok to spread [] BEETLEJUICE: Yeah, time moves differently when youre dead, but boy does it move. Welcome to MsMojo, and today we're counting down our picks for the Top 10 Dance Scenes in '80s Movies. Did I mention that my moms a demon? CHARLES: Because it hurts too much! ), THEY'LL NEVER GET THE FRIGHT OF THEIR LIVES. But what if it doesnt last? We left each other behind. BEETLEJUICE: (gasp) Keen observation Adam. Where are you going? Do you remember what I said? Barbara, this is our stuff BARBARA: A SHRINE TO THE FEELINGS WE'VE BEEN REPRESSING, BARBARA: UNFINISHED PROJECTS MEANINGLESS OBJECTS. Feel nothing. You old swaddler! Ah! **Beetlejuice: The Musical has ended its Broadway run, but is currently touring nationally. Im so glad you could make it! LYDIA: Classic Bait and Switch, Oldest trick in the book! Just put me in the game. LYDIA: Dead Mom? Is this it? About the future. Lydia, you are so weird. But we just have to hold onto each other and live through it. I thought she was talking about us. ADAM: CHEFS WHO USE TOO MUCH SAGE WHEN THEY MAKE BEURRE NOISETTE, BEETLEJUICE: WELL, THERE'S LOTS THERE TO USE, TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND GIVE ME YOUR BEST PRIMAL SCREAM, BEETLEJUICE: TRY IT AGAIN MAYBE THIS TIME PRETEND LIKE YOU MEAN IT. What an effervescent young lady you are. CHARLES: Delia Schlimmer, will you do me the honor of signing a prenuptial agreement and be my second wife? Thank you for being here. So much poise! Now, we have two days to transform this old house into the flagship model home of my new gated community. CHARLES: Lydia! to read our character analysis for Lydia and unlock other amazing theatre resources! Oh, Adam, were just getting started! CHARLES: Lydia, I have asked Delia to marry me. I am utterly alone. BARBARA: It was SO hard! Eh, it was worth a shot. Lets chop off his head. Lets save Lydia and get the hell out of here. LYDIA: Hey Maybe we can help each other. You give mea bonerhere, its a femur. So mean. So, on the count of three just yell out the scariest thing you can think of! LYDIA: What? BEETLEJUICE: Whered I lose you? I am angry! Which does not come easy. Having lost her. ), ON THE WHOLE BEING DEAD THING (AH AH AH AH). BEETLEJUICE: Well, it doesnt matter if you say it Adam, THEY HAVE TO BE ALIVE! (LYDIA stabs him.) It couldve been bad! I am utterly alone." -Lydia Deetz. SO WE MIGHT AS WELL WALK THROUGH SOME WALLS, 'CAUSE ADAM, WE'RE READY AS WE'LL EVER GET, I GOTTA GET RIGHT OUTSIDE MY COMFORT ZONE. LYDIA: I just want something to remember you bye, when youre gone. Im invisible. DELIA: Charles! To be her what do you call yourself again? Shes definitely done some stuff, I can tell. Who knows what hes done to Lydia! (BEETLEJUICE does the same to ADAM. But hey. BEETLEJUICE: Hey! Sorry, I dont mean to bore you guys, talking about my mom. ), BEETLEJUICE: HEY ITS GREAT THAT YOU ATE UP MY PLAN, NOW THE POOCH HAS BEEN SCREWED AND THE SHIT HIT THE FAN, BEETLEJUICE: YOU MESSED WITH THE WRONG BOOK. Lets spin the wheel. ", YOUR DADDY SHOULD BE LEAVIN' AND YOU SHOULD STICK AROUND, SO, LYDIA, DON'T END YOURSELF DEFEND YOURSELF, GO AHEAD AND JUMP BUT THAT WON'T STOP HIM, I'M ON THE BENCH, BUT COACH JUST PUT ME IN THE GAME. CHARLES: Lydia! YES I DO! CHARLES: Where is the shrimp? She scratches that out. TELL MY STORYYYYYY! You need a mother. As your guru Otho always said, this is taking too long! And now, finally theyre about to die! BARBARA: We are not aluminum siding people! I meant to say. And such a bold departure from the original source material! Based on his/her attributes, we recommend you consider these audition pieces! Love is love. ONE DAY YOU MAY WAKE UP ALONE, DELIA: 'CAUSE YOUR HUSBAND AND HIS BOYFRIEND BOUGHT A BOAT AND THEN THEY SAILED AWAY TO ROME, DELIA: SO YOU CRY YOURSELF TO SLEEP IN DEEP DESPAIR, TALKIN' TO THE WALLS 'CAUSE THERE'S NO ONE THERE, 'CAUSE THAT'S YOUR LAST CHANCE TO HAVE A FAMILY, THAT YOUR AGING ASS WILL HAVE TO BELIEVE THAT , A LITTLE "I AM STILL YOUNG!!!" ADAM: Oh yeah? And you won't believe how far I'll go. Oh my god! Complimentary and Deeply Discounted Shows. happy! Now, heres the plan; I cant make the living say my name, but with a little help from me, those newlydeads can. All I want is for someone, anyone to look my way and say Hey. Monologues are presented on StageAgent for educational purposes only. And so do I! Just a bunch of Howards and then you die. Oh god, just the thought of that makes me so ANGRY! Results may vary. Gonna go on a little vision quest, find my dad. Ill marry you! Tagged: Rhymes, Juice, Loose. Basically it follows the plot of Beetlejuice the Musical, but Lydia's twin friends, Lily and David come to try and help their friend through this trying time. CHARLES: Maxie! MAXINE: See? Everyone here would go back if they could! Both movie and musical have the same bones, yet there are many differences that change everything from minor details to major motivations. Very good energy. DELIA: Charles, maybe we should just tell her about us. You know what would make all this even more awesome? DELIA: Why say doubt, when you can stop at do. JUNO: STOP! Get the shrimp! Oh, my God! Yes, I love that man of mine. BEETLEJUICE: I mean you literally jumped into hell to get away from me. But someone must have said Beetlejuice's name three times, because . LYDIA: Does it say anything about summonings or seances? Oh, speaking of luggage, have you met my fourth wife? I orbit. ADAM: I have an idea! This iteration of Scott Brown and Anthony King's musical, with music and lyrics by Eddie Perfect, is otherwise nearly identical and keeps all the musical's hit songs intact, including the viral hit "Say My Name" and the Harry Belafonte classic "Day-O (The Banana Boat Song)." In the show, the titular Beetlejuice is a demon who's stuck haunting a . From comedy to drama and everything in between, we hope that you can find one that you love. Delia, that was just the wind. This is such an interesting font! He is so mean to me! Its finally time for you two to go to the Netherworld! I don't even like pottery! Im a part of this too! (more chase.) Then I guess theres no rush! Im gonna say it! It was like the perfect dad joke! BEETLEJUICE: The people who bought your house! And their eyes! I need a wife. You and me, were not that different. LYDIA: Greetings, ghosts. IS MORE THAN JUST SPACE WITH NO END LA-LA-LA-LA-LA! ADAM: Im confused, you can see us without the sheets. It was all rundown and we didnt know if we were going to get through it. We are father, daughter, and Delia. LYDIA: YeahItd be terrible if we all let each other down, DELIA: (Rings Triangle.) I dont know what kind of game youre playing right now, but-. close. UNLESS THEY GET THE FRIGHT OF THEIR LIVES (YES YES, WE'RE FEELIN' IT, THEY'RE GONNA FEEL IT, WE'RE KILLIN' IT! Started asking myself the big questions like why are our bodies still in the basement? First time haunting your own genuine haunted house, and youre a natural. That was a disaster. IM TIRED OF TRYIN TO IRON OUT MY CREASES, HE WANTS ME TO SMILE AND CLAP LIKE A PERFORMING SEAL, YOU WONT BELIEVE THE MESS THAT WEVE BECOME, ARE YOU RECEIVING? Beetlejuice: please don't make me beg *kneels* fine im begging okay i'm so sick and tired of being. I see you. No he wont, youll just be dead. BEETLEJUICE: Oh, Babs, I would LOVE that. ADAM: So, crazy story. Ill just ask Adam and Barbara. SEQUEL (air horn.) Well be right back. Afraid Id marry her? Barbara, its like one of our classes! BEETLEJUICE: NO, WHAT FILLS YOU WITH RAGE? You asked me, I'm answering. Welcome, welcome, welcome! They can never take it away! (goes to kiss him, but gags.). I had it open for a second but the Maitlands slammed it shut. Seeking 2 Actor Team for Spring OTHO: So glad that you asked. OKAY! Enjoy live events at insider prices. JUNO: I shouldve guessed youd be mixed up in all of this! BEETLEJUICE: Babs, I get it, I totally get it, but the two of you are special. You know, socially liberal, but fiscally conservative. MAXIE DEAN: Im rich. I mean, no I have an idea, how about instead of impaling yourself on that birdbath, you uh, I dont know, say my name three times. IM ALIVE! The Tony-nominated smash Beetlejuice played its final performance on March 11 at the Winter Garden Theatre. "Let's turn on the juice and see what shakes loose.". Big beautiful brains. Beetlejuice tells the story of Lydia Deetz, a strange and unusual teenager obsessed with the whole "being dead thing." Lucky for Lydia, her new house is haunted by a recently deceased couple and Beetlejuice, a delightful demon with a real zest for life. Got any references? (more chase.) Delia? It's from the store! I took a very big risk with this place. So. we have to go home! (a beat.) BEETLEJUICE: Thats it! Look at you. CHARLES: I already did change. We have a dinner to plan, a house to redecorate-. (giggle) Just kidding! Thats the rule. Now, Im gonna go find a room to bless. Normally, I perform exorcisms por bono, but you made me come to Connecticut. LYDIA: Hey Beetlejuice! They become caught up in the supernatural elements and try to get Lydia to realize what she really needs the most. LYDIA: I can't keep living like this! Theyre chasing me! You both get em. I just can't deal with Delia. Ready, Set, Not Yet - Adam . Of course I might have to get a little mean. And this, this is a business dinner! This is amazing! AcCENT upon the Wrong SylLABle: When Adam finds the advert for Betelgeuse, he actually says the name three times, but because he pronounces it "Bay-til Guy-ce", the incantation doesn't work. By the time you read this, I will be gone, having jumped off . It's our house now, kid! And Im not gonna let you take it from her! Ive learned a lot. Once he realizes this house is haunted, well have to leave! LYDIA: We made a good team! Lets get that book open. And then, spring the trap. LYDIA: It's like I told you, Dad: This house is haunted and the ghosts who live here want you out! Step 4: Select a monologue. Ah! Im just saying its not stupid. Like a gay republican! /Say my name/. BARBARA: Excuse me, this is all happening very fast, we just died and now youre here, and now theyre here and-. The full DC BJ script You'll know that I've abandoned hope. The gross-out ghost from the supernatural Tim Burton comedy 'Beetlejuice' sings and dances in this splashy Broadway musical starring Alex Brightman as the demonic degenerate and Sophia THE MAITLANDS: (ghostly.) MOVER 2: Eh, who cares, its going to the dump! CHARLES:Yes, but we have to move forward! But a genuine haunted house? Yes, Beetlejuice, THE MUSICAL, which opened on the Great White Way on April 25, 2019 and closed, due to the COVID-19 pandemic on March 10, 2020, and reopened on April 8, 2022 permanently closed . CHARLES: I am very good at sex. BARBARA: Thats so strange, Its not hot. Im bringing my mom back! (laughs) Hell do it. I thought I was bringing my mom back! I have been waiting for so long for you people to die, and now youre here and I just think were going to make such a great team, dont you? (closes door.) Dont, DONT text me in the middle of the night saying U up? because guess what? Say Chuck, didnt you used to have a daughter? Here you got a solid plan B option. BEETLEJUICE: Oh yeah. Those people just died, and you guys are clapping! JUNO: Oh, Lawrence, that was beautiful. So! Do you understand what Im proposing? BARBARA: You seem like a normal girl to me. CHARLES: Delia! My baby's got a body that doesnt quit and a brain that doesnt work! After Adam and Barbara realized that Lydia wasn't like the rest of her family, they didn't want Betelgeuse to scare her anymore. BEETLEJUICE: DID I SAY NETHERWORLD? April 25, 2019. Trust me, its going to get weird, but itll work. Youre under so much stress, you must relax! Strangers. I'M GONNA MAKE HIM SAY MY NAME, I'LL MAKE HIM SAY MY NAME (MAKE HIM SAY YOUR NAME). COMPANY: GOD, I HOPE YOU'RE READY FOR A SHOW ABOUT DEATH! We can't start a family in a house with creaky floorboards! Barbara, the pig! (referring to DELIA.) Thats what I want too. Demon's Dance. ADAM: Again, we do not want to kill anyone! My guruOtho! Go back to New York! The late '80s cartoon of the same name makes Beetlejuice and Lydia best friends, not maybe-lovers, and the Broadway musical made a big effort to modernize the story: It does keep the "I'm . 1."I am alone. CHARLES: Lydia, Im not going to answer a question like that. Theres very good energy in here. Were still together. This house is haunted! (THE MAITLANDS nod.) About Press Copyright Contact us Creators Advertise Developers Terms Privacy Policy & Safety How YouTube works Test new features Press Copyright Contact us Creators . Scripture tells us, "Sorrow not. CHARLES: Hey! Adam, wanna do the honors? If requested, here are a few audition monologues for Beetlejuice: "MacKenzie #1" in Audition Arsenal for Men in Their 20s . All monologues are property and copyright of their owners. We have two days to make this a model home. I accept you. Well actually it was just this really hot apartment in Queens, where the doors locked from the outside. ", AND SHE'LL BE LIKE "OH, NOTHIN' JUST RUNNING THE WORLD.". : 1) Lollapalooza -- Created in 1991 as a farewell tour for Perry Farrell's band, it ran annually until 1997, and was revived in 2003. BUT NOTHING'S A CHORE WHEN YOU'RE RESTORING, APART FROM FRUSTRATION, PAIN, AND FINANCIAL DRAIN. More about Lydia . The man next to me is the one I want. BEETLEJUICE: Hi there, ahahaha! LYDIA: The ghosts who live here want you gone! I have a peephole; I can see you Youre scary, goodbye! BEETLEJUICE: Looks like we're not invisible anymore! When she entered the kitchen there was Beetlejuice at the table, working on a crossword, wearing brand new reading glasses. Club members can see a different show every night of the week! All rights go to Tim Burton and creator. Put er there! Based on the 1988 film starring Michael Keaton, the musical tells the story of Lydia Deetz, an offbeat teenager whose life changes when her family moves into a home inhabited by a recently . And Ive got a plan! ANY GHOST CAN DO THAT IN LESS THAN ONE LESSON. BEETLEJUICE: For a price. I want you, Beetlejuice. God, you know, your mother knew this was going to happen. Its not a fad! I can no longer stand to be used like a puppet between two deceitful worlds. I- Im your father. My first name is Lawrence. DELIA: Lydia, look, I know that youre upset, but maybe this is meant to be. CHARLES: Thats insane, shes not(BEETLEJUICE uses his powers to shut up CHARLES. I love it! LYDIA: Handbook For The Recently Deceased? It says: 'live people ignore the strange and unusual.'. BEETLEJUICE: No. Leave this house! (Instrumental with screams layered as BEETLEJUICE is unleashed.). Some things work better in the movie, some work better in the musical. With an irreverent book, an astonishing set, and a score that . Well you got what you wanted, Dad. ~ You had met Lydia Deetz online on social media, and found out that she was moving into your town. 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